Quizzes

How Many Genitals Should You Get?
Not all genitals are built for sex. Some are built for signal. For memory. For posture control. For storing coins. In the glitchy future we currently inhabit, embodiment is modular—and sometimes, so is pleasure. This quiz helps you assess your optimal configuration based on mood fluctuations, relationship entropy, texture preferences, and whatever that thing was you did at the medieval bloodletting workshop. It’s science-adjacent. It’s posthuman astrology. It’s your birth chart if it were made of thermoplastic elastomer and very specific trauma. Enjoy.