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THE MODIFIED LIFESTYLE MARKETPLACE

Each ad in this issue pokes at the seams of optimization, identity labor, and tech-enabled conformity. Are these futures? Or are we already living them?

A colorful composite advertisement page titled "The Modified Lifestyle Marketplace", featuring five satirical product ads aimed at cyborgs, neurodivergent users, or posthuman consumers navigating emotional and social survival. The ads include:

GhostGut™ – A beige butt plug with scent-masking features that hides signs of human digestion, marketed as a class shame deterrent.

CripTools.co – A black-and-white ad showing a hand holding a jagged custom tool, promoting anti-prosthetic, anti-performance devices “custom-fit for disobedience.”

Burnout.com – A bright pink ad with lime Jello emitting electric bolts, advertising “lime Jello flavored electric shocks” with sensations like hot sulfur, D-battery buzz, and raspberry white flash.

SmileMask.com – A plasticky, corporate-friendly male figure in a blue shirt wears a smiling face mask with headphones, offering voice modulation to sound acceptable in the workplace.

The Modified Lifestyle Marketplace Title Block (implied) – This collage suggests a speculative consumer landscape where affect, class, and compliance are commodified through absurd or dystopian tools for emotional and social adaptation.

THE MODIFIED LIFESTYLE MARKETPLACE

Welcome to the marketplace where affect is engineered, performance is optimized, and dignity comes plug-and-play.

These offerings aren’t just products—they’re survival tools for an era of psychic overload, labor alienation, and algorithmic scrutiny. From plug-ins that mask your digestive shame to voice mods that smooth your personality for easier workplace insertion, this catalog captures the dystopian elegance of emotional capitalism at its finest.

Here, nothing is neutral. Every tool is calibrated for self-management, aesthetic compliance, or quiet revolt. This is posthuman self-care—for those living inside the glitch.

You are invited to the CLM Launch Party

Saturday, Nov 22nd, 2025

12 Franklin St. Brooklyn

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