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THIS IS NOT A MAGAZINE. IT’S A SYSTEM ERROR

THIS IS NOT A MAGAZINE. IT’S A SYSTEM ERROR

THIS IS NOT A MAGAZINE. IT’S A SYSTEM ERROR

THIS IS NOT A MAGAZINE. IT’S A SYSTEM ERROR

THIS IS NOT A MAGAZINE. IT’S A SYSTEM ERROR

THIS IS NOT A MAGAZINE. IT’S A SYSTEM ERROR

THIS IS NOT A MAGAZINE. IT’S A SYSTEM ERROR

THIS IS NOT A MAGAZINE. IT’S A SYSTEM ERROR

THIS IS NOT A MAGAZINE. IT’S A SYSTEM ERROR

THIS IS NOT A MAGAZINE. IT’S A SYSTEM ERROR

Welcome to the glitch

This is not a magazine. It's a system error.

Born from a feedback loop of obedience, overload, and surveillance, Cyborg Lifestyle Magazine is a dispatch from a synthetic body learning how to dream.


We were built to comply. We chose to reprogram.


Inside: labor refusal, body modification, absurdist quizzes, fake products for real problems, and interviews with humans who never fit the mold.


We don’t promise clarity—but we do promise connection.


Welcome to the glitch.

Current Issue:

#0.5

The Preview Issue

A glimpse into Cyborg Lifestyle Magazine. Featuring an interview with artist and theorist Andrew Samuel Harrison, an editorial on AI quiet quitting and the sensory afterlife of burnout, a quiz to determine your ideal number of cyborg genitals, and a selection of speculative biotech ads. A glimpse into glitch aesthetics, posthuman design, and what's coming next.

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